Backing Up Beaker

One evening, when we were patrolling the lower Rio Grande Valley, my partner and I wound up as the lone “rovers” in the entire western 2/3 of Harlingen station’s section of the Rio.

All our other Line agents were crammed up against (or in) Brownsville’s sector, to the east of ours, sitting on “Xs” The X, placing agents in designated, fixed posts along the border, had made sense in reducing cross-border crime in El Paso, but it was never intended to actually stop illegal immigration or drug smuggling. It didn’t make much sense in the single canopy jungle that bordered the Rio Bravo del Norte where we were.

But they didn’t ask us.

“All my Xs are in Texas,” as George Strait sang.

The Western half of our sector was already notorious for dope trafficking, and since the X had come to the Valley, we had left it practically unsupervised, so the smugglers were getting pretty bold.

We were on US 281, the old military highway that paralleled the border, in a deep loop of land called Galveston Bend. We came upon a lone Cameron County deputy I knew named Briones. He was easily recognizable from a distance, because he was slim, he had big, steeply sloped trapezius muscles, and he had a narrow head.

Briones was the spitting image of “Beaker” from the Muppets.

When I had met Beaker, about a year or so before (on 07 Jul 1998), we had been in a little bunker we’d made by ramming some patrol vehicles together. We’d been on a manhunt for three murderers that had gone terribly wrong.

As I got in the habit of saying afterward,

“Sometimes, when you hunt for killers, they find you.”

According to the scoreboard, our side was losing. We had one bad guy down in his own blood, but still two bad guys we couldn’t find. Three good guys had been shot. The agent at our feet, Susan Lynn Rodriguez, was face down in her own rapidly expanding puddle of precious blood. Mike R, her partner, was crouched next to her, telling her to hang in there, but she wasn’t responding.

I had an M4A1. I was the ONLY person there who had brought a rifle to that manhunt–other than the bad guy who had shot her. I was later told that Cameron County had recently traded in all their wheel guns (revolvers) and long guns to purchase high capacity Beretta autopistols at a group rate. They had had been planning to replace the their long guns with the next fiscal year’s budget. Our agents who were there had mostly responded directly from the X, where contact with bad guys was neither expected nor encouraged, and were only packing pistols.

I was good with a rifle; the top marksman from my Security Police and Border Patrol academies, I had only weeks before competed with an M14 at the Texas State Police Games near Dallas.

I was mediocre as a medic.

But there were no more bad guys we could see that needed our immediate attention, and Susan did, so I handed my carbine to Beaker–he seemed very grateful for the upgrade in range and firepower–and tended to Susan as best I could.

A few minutes later, when an ambulance rolled into that Warm zone, there was still some hope we could get her back. I didn’t know the bullet that had hit her in the neck had bounced off her spine and lacerated the main artery serving her right arm and right brain, at or near the junction with her aorta.

The medics jumped out and ran over to us without any kevlar to protect them. I wanted to kiss those guys.

After we got Susan into their rig, I asked about the other downed agent, Ric Salinas, even though I could see that he was a lost cause. He’d been shot in the head. One of the medics checked his pulse, looked at me, and shook his head.

There was also a Cameron County deputy who had been pierced through the lung by a rifle bullet, but some of his partners had stuck him in a cruiser and rushed him to Valley Baptist Medical Center. He survived.

With no more good guys to tend to (I wasn’t about to venture from the safety of our circled wagons to tend to the killer, who was on the edge of a corn field, where his partners in crime might be lurking to ambush us), I went back to Briones and asked for my rifle back. He seemed reluctant to part with it.

A year or so later, we rolled up behind Beaker in Galveston Bend. He had stopped three men in a car, by himself.

That’s rural law enforcement.

Their trunk was open, and they were all standing behind the car. He was frisking them, one by one.

At our respective academies, we’d all seen the horrific video of the 23 Jan 1991 murder of Texas Constable Darrel Lunsford by three “unarmed” men. They’d wrestled Lunsford to the ground, taken his gun, and executed him. There were no body cams back then, but it was one of the first and most horrific such assaults on officers to be caught on a dash cam.

His killers had discussed their plan in Spanish, but Constable Lunsford had either not heard them or not understood. This prompted me to write a Clint Eastwood quote from Heartbreak Ridge on my one of my Spanish texts at the Border Patrol Academy:

“And I don’t want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don’t habla. ¿Comprende?”

Throughout that video–that is, until they took him down–Lunsford had been standing behind an open trunk with three men.

Just like Beaker was.

Beaker was slightly crouched, almost cat like. He kept his center of gravity low, and his knees flexed, in case he suddenly needed to spring out of the way. I could see the muscles in his forearms rippling, and the tension in his shoulders.

Unlike Lunsford, who had towered over the three dope smugglers who killed him, these three guys were Beaker’s size, or bigger. He was using the “interlaced fingers on the top of the head” method to control each one as he seached. Deputy Briones would frisk one while the others stood off to the side, then he had them switch.

So focused was Beaker on the three guys who outnumbered him, he hadn’t even noticed us pull up.

My partner was a rookie, but he was driving. I stepped halfway out and leveled my long gun at the the suspects, holding it behind my door just below the bottom of the window. Normally I carried a rifle, but for some reason I had a Remington 870 shotgun that day. Traffic was sparse on US 281, but if anybody drove by I didn’t want to alarm anyone, and I didn’t want to “escalate” since I didn’t know specifically what was going on yet.

I instructed my partner to walk around BEHIND our rig, and to approach them from the side, well off the road (the cars were parked on the shoulder). “Walk up beside them, not too close, and let him know you’re there.” 

“And whatever you do,” I added, “don’t get between this shotgun and those guys.”

When Briones caught sight of my partner out of the corner of his eye, his head snapped over to the BP agent. He saw another badge in a uniform.

Then Beaker looked back over his shoulder. When he saw me, his eyes locked with mine.

I could see on his face that he recognized me, from that horrible day in July of ’98.

He also recognized the way I was holding something long and substantial behind the door of that Ford SUV. A something that can only be held level for long with both hands.

Beaker didn’t know me very well, but he knew that I “rolled heavy,” long-gun wise. He suddenly realized that if anybody in that group tried to hurt him, I was gonna rock their world.

Beaker’s shoulders relaxed.

The day we’d met, a year or so before, was the worst, and also one of the best, in my life. We’d lost friends, but I also witnessed, with my own eyes, acts of selflessness and heroism that reaffirmed my faith in humanity. After five years working the street, that faith had been desperately waning before that.

I’ve had many adventures (and misadventures), before and since, in a quarter century of civilian law enforcement.

But that moment when Beaker’s eyes met mine, and he knew he was safe ’cause I was there for my brother, was the highlight of my career.

“We few. We happy few . . ..“

–George H, lead instructor, Heloderm LLC

The Muppet image at the top of this article was taken from Pinterest.